SAMedia Publications
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
The female lead to star in SAMedia Production's "Leaving it to Fate" has been found.
Although no one has seen her in person, sources say that her age is probably around 23 - 24 and at best 1.55m tall. However, her weight remains confidential.
Earlier, Director Sam released a media article stating that the perfect person to star in "Leaving it to Fate" has been spotted, and confirmed rumours that she was spotted "somewhere in the CBD". He refused to elaborate.
It is not known if the female lead has signed the contract with SAMedia Productions, but many are confident that even if she hasn't, it is just a matter of time before she does.
However, SAMedia spokesperson Mr Leumas said that "we're still in the process of negotiation" and hinted that the road ahead is still bumpy. He also mentioned that "such things cannot be rushed".
SamHill did not offer placement for this bet. SamHub Pools, which offered 10-1 for her signing, refused to pay out any winnings so far, insisting that the "deal is not sealed until the black and white is signed".
When asked how much longer the signing would take, Mr Leumas didn't appear to be too optimistic. It is rumoured that SAMedia agents are still in the open hunting for talent, in the event that the female lead decides to give it a miss.
To sum it all, the session concluded with a satisfactory note. "We made the correct option to pull our agents out of JC and relocate them in the CBD," said Director SAM. "You can be assured that we will continue to excel in this relentless pursuit for perfection."
--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 300805
Although no one has seen her in person, sources say that her age is probably around 23 - 24 and at best 1.55m tall. However, her weight remains confidential.
Earlier, Director Sam released a media article stating that the perfect person to star in "Leaving it to Fate" has been spotted, and confirmed rumours that she was spotted "somewhere in the CBD". He refused to elaborate.
It is not known if the female lead has signed the contract with SAMedia Productions, but many are confident that even if she hasn't, it is just a matter of time before she does.
However, SAMedia spokesperson Mr Leumas said that "we're still in the process of negotiation" and hinted that the road ahead is still bumpy. He also mentioned that "such things cannot be rushed".
SamHill did not offer placement for this bet. SamHub Pools, which offered 10-1 for her signing, refused to pay out any winnings so far, insisting that the "deal is not sealed until the black and white is signed".
When asked how much longer the signing would take, Mr Leumas didn't appear to be too optimistic. It is rumoured that SAMedia agents are still in the open hunting for talent, in the event that the female lead decides to give it a miss.
To sum it all, the session concluded with a satisfactory note. "We made the correct option to pull our agents out of JC and relocate them in the CBD," said Director SAM. "You can be assured that we will continue to excel in this relentless pursuit for perfection."
--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 300805
Sunday, August 07, 2005
This is an important announcement to all SAMedia loyalists.
SAMedia Publications recognises the effort that many have contributed without charge and thank all for providing your deserving support throughout the past 19 months.
SAMedia Publications will cease to serve as a platform for the propagation of ideologies and discourses with effect from 31 Aug 2005.
In face of this disillusioned and distorted media, SAMedia Publications shall reiterate the stand that it was originally created on 31 Jan 2004 to prove that:
- NS is was a fucking waste of time, and
- girls are also a fucking waste of time.
The abovementioned objectives were determined to have been achieved as of 30 June 2005, as such no additional time will be committed to further the achievement.
A final article will be created for the commemoration of the site before 31 Aug 2005, after which this site shall be relegated to serve its function as a source of hyperlinks.
SamHub Inc. shall continue to function as a separate entity and will not be affected by this termination. The link to SamHub Inc. is located at the right column.
Once again, SAMedia Publications would like to thank all for your unabating support and wishes all the best in your future endeavours.
CEO, SAMedia Publications
Monday, June 20, 2005
After four months of trials and selections, the shortlisted candidate for SAMedia Productions "Your Lovely Lotus Flower" was found to be unsuitable and will soon be released from her contract.
Director Leumas said that she had not shown signs of progress despite the massive amount of effort that SAMedia Productions had put into nurturing her and it had been a "great disappointment".
The candidate, who wish to remain anonymous, had been the most outstanding among the four candidates that were shortlisted in the pre-selection rounds and was highly rated to win the trials.
It is widely believed that her performance had been under-par as the other three paled in distinction when compared to her. However, the Director would accept nothing less than her full commitment in the production and had no choice but to let her go.
Her termination caught many by surprise as no prior announcement had been made. Bookmakers SamHub Pools Ltd had offered 2-15 for her termination and it looks like the punters have lost again.
Sources report that she had a bad experience not too long ago with her previous employer, HMY Associates Ltd and that could have contributed to her poor performance in the selection trials.
When asked, the candidate indicated that she did not wish to talk on her experience with HMY Associates Ltd. However, she said she had enjoyed the time spent in SAMedia Productions and thanked the Director for his time and effort.
She also refused to disclose her future plans, saying that she prefers to remain out of the limelight for the time being until "God knows when". She will be released from her contract before she turns 21 this July.
SAMedia Productions would like to wish her all the best in her future endeavours and will still welcome her with open arms if she decides to change her mind.
--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 200605
Director Leumas said that she had not shown signs of progress despite the massive amount of effort that SAMedia Productions had put into nurturing her and it had been a "great disappointment".
The candidate, who wish to remain anonymous, had been the most outstanding among the four candidates that were shortlisted in the pre-selection rounds and was highly rated to win the trials.
It is widely believed that her performance had been under-par as the other three paled in distinction when compared to her. However, the Director would accept nothing less than her full commitment in the production and had no choice but to let her go.
Her termination caught many by surprise as no prior announcement had been made. Bookmakers SamHub Pools Ltd had offered 2-15 for her termination and it looks like the punters have lost again.
Sources report that she had a bad experience not too long ago with her previous employer, HMY Associates Ltd and that could have contributed to her poor performance in the selection trials.
When asked, the candidate indicated that she did not wish to talk on her experience with HMY Associates Ltd. However, she said she had enjoyed the time spent in SAMedia Productions and thanked the Director for his time and effort.
She also refused to disclose her future plans, saying that she prefers to remain out of the limelight for the time being until "God knows when". She will be released from her contract before she turns 21 this July.
SAMedia Productions would like to wish her all the best in her future endeavours and will still welcome her with open arms if she decides to change her mind.
--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 200605
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Reliable sources say that the female lead who starred in SAMedia Production's "My First Love Story" was relieved from the filming of "Finally a Real Princess" and has been retrenched from the rival company.
Rival company spokesperson said during a hastily assembled press conference that the company will not reveal reasons for displacing the female lead and the termination of her contract.
However, statistics of the female lead's extremely high maintenance cost spread like wildfire amid internal rumours that the company may soon be sinking into deeper debt if no remedial action was taken.
A member of the film crew, interviewed on the condition of anonymity, said that "problems started surfacing within three months of her employment" and that the company’s resources were being stretched "too thin".
The company spokesperson spoke of the relations between the company and the female lead as "fairly fine" during the weeks before her retrenchment and no hard feelings were involved.
It is not known if the company has decided to look for a replacement to continue filming "Finally a Real Princess". In fact, the company spokesperson hinted at the press conference that production of "Finally a Real Princess" may totally be scrapped.
All staff at SAMedia Productions were ordered to maintain press silence regarding the matter while the PR Department drafts a press release for the media. It was rumoured that the Director's stand on re-employing the female lead has yet to change.
At the same time, anonymous sources within SAMedia Productions confirmed rumours that the production of "The Girl Next Door" will be replaced with "You're Still My Number One". It also confirmed that several candidates have undergone selection trials and are currently awaiting results.
The female lead could not be reached for comment. Unconfirmed reports say that she has since indulged herself in continual studies in denial of the entire incident.
--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 020405
Rival company spokesperson said during a hastily assembled press conference that the company will not reveal reasons for displacing the female lead and the termination of her contract.
However, statistics of the female lead's extremely high maintenance cost spread like wildfire amid internal rumours that the company may soon be sinking into deeper debt if no remedial action was taken.
A member of the film crew, interviewed on the condition of anonymity, said that "problems started surfacing within three months of her employment" and that the company’s resources were being stretched "too thin".
The company spokesperson spoke of the relations between the company and the female lead as "fairly fine" during the weeks before her retrenchment and no hard feelings were involved.
It is not known if the company has decided to look for a replacement to continue filming "Finally a Real Princess". In fact, the company spokesperson hinted at the press conference that production of "Finally a Real Princess" may totally be scrapped.
All staff at SAMedia Productions were ordered to maintain press silence regarding the matter while the PR Department drafts a press release for the media. It was rumoured that the Director's stand on re-employing the female lead has yet to change.
At the same time, anonymous sources within SAMedia Productions confirmed rumours that the production of "The Girl Next Door" will be replaced with "You're Still My Number One". It also confirmed that several candidates have undergone selection trials and are currently awaiting results.
The female lead could not be reached for comment. Unconfirmed reports say that she has since indulged herself in continual studies in denial of the entire incident.
--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 020405
